Wario is sick of Super Mario and everything Super Mario Bros related. He’s sick of Mario dominating Bowser castle, he’s sick of Mario ending up with Princess Peach, and he’s sick of Mario’s svelte bod. It’s time for Wario to become the Nintendo hero he’s always been destined to be. It’s time for the plumber to take an L in the story of Mario and Wario. It’s time for… SUPER WARIO: cue the workout montage set to awesome music! There’s only ever been one winner in the neverending Mario vs Wario feu