Maybe "The GOP swimsuit calendar" or "The Green Party vegan recipe calendar." How about a word-of-the-day calendar with "Bushisms?" Offer courtesy rides to students and cut the wait time for Safety ...

Yes, Kerry has issues. I don't like him 100 percent, but he is the lesser of two evils for me. I mean come on; have you read the "Bushisms" series? And to Schooley: get over yourself. Hate to break it ...