"I knew a 10-year-old girl who killed her mom and dad because she wanted to be adopted by the neighbors next door. I sat right next to her on the bus." View Entire Post › ...

"We found out they'd been arrested on the other side of the earth, trying to smuggle out close to one million dollars for an international drug cartel." View Entire Post › ...

Surgeons are givers, not takers — sometimes they even leave a little souvenir behind in a patient’s guts. Doofus docs ...