Denzel Washington kissed a guy ... and he's wearing beautiful silk - orange and sky-blue silk - and he's got a beard that hits a point. He's got a hat on the back of his head; it looks a bit ...

It's not that Denzel Washington hasn't made some bad movies ... like when we first see Creasy in the cab with the beard, and he flashes to the end when he dies, and then he flashes back ...